Freezy Water and Cold Christmas

As the Winter Solstice approaches, it’s good to know that I live relatively near to two highly topical villages – Cold Christmas and Freezy Water.
Talking of silly place names, I’m also not far from Ugley (which – yes – does boast an Ugley Women’s Institute, run by a Mrs Scar) and the village of Nasty. Nasty has no WI, sadly.