Stain-Coloured Paint

I don’t normally do decorating tips. But here goes.
Basically, my kitchen walls were starting to look like Jackson Pollock had been eating in there.
I can’t help it. I always end up with more food on the wall than in my mouth.
So I came up with a fiendishly clever solution. I decided to buy some paint which was exactly the same colour as my stains. In the end, I opted for olive green. It’s stain-resistant and quick-drying and I spent this morning applying two coats.
The kitchen’s now worryingly dark and resembles a distressed avocado, but at least it’s stain-free and I’m a happy bunny.