OK. OK. Yes. I know. I haven’t been peacockshocking much. That’s because I’ve been all over the place. In the last week alone, I’ve been to Whitstable and Seasalter on the Kent coast, London, Gillingham, Stonehenge, Scotland and Oxford. I woke up this morning (having dreamt I was in New York – Queens to be precise) and had no idea I was in Hertford until I heard Bolly miaowing outside the bedroom door and a flock of geese going berserk outside the house.