Who Is Osric Loveday?

Last week, an old lady kept phoning me and asking, ‘Is that Osric?’

I told her repeatedly that no, it wasn’t.

And now I’m getting messages for a Mr Loveday. Mr Loveday’s dentist left a detailed message earlier. I know everything about his teeth now. I could go on Mastermind about them.

So the big question is – WHO IS OSRIC LOVEDAY?

Is it me, or is my life getting even weirder? I’m not on anything. Honestly. Just heart tablets and hay fever pills.