Geordie Grammar

As you no doubt know, I’m a big fan of Geordie grammar and I’ve went to great lengths to bring yous examples of it over the years. So I was delighted when Dad told me about a Geordie manager he used to work with. One day, Dad overheard him pontificating about his status on the phone, producing the following classic phrase –

Usses what’s heads of departments

You just couldn’t make it up like.