Shorn sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack. Shorn sheep should sleep in a shed (Anon)

Amusing Headline

Recent headline in The Telegraph: Countryside Is Unsafe Claims Man Mistaken For Fox

Banana – ‘I Don’t Want To be Labelled’

I’ve never understood why they put labels on fruit, announcing what the fruit is. It’s like putting a label on your cat saying ‘cat’, just in case you mistake it for a sheep. I also don’t entirely get the point…

Noise Pollution

A company director from Derbyshire England was recently convicted after threatening a bell-ringer. He lived near a church and claimed the bell-ringing was driving him mad and preventing his children from revising. As I write, a ghastly little man is…