Monthly Archives: November 2004

Are You Middle-Aged? Read On. Find Out. Try The Quiz…

How old is the man in this portrait? Just yell out his age without thinking. Thank you. I’ll reveal it later. Whatever specific age you said, I’m sure you saw him as middle-aged rather than young or old. The term…

Who’s Been Sitting in My Chair?

My physiotherapist confirmed yesterday that the big red chair in the living room is ideal for my currently ‘challenged’ buttocks. However, Bollinger has other ideas and has had her portly posterior permanently plonked there ever since. OK. Not a big…

Loud Children

You may recall my recent entry about Edith Sitwell’s objection to LOUD CHILDREN on trains. Well, I was just listening to Damien Rice’s mostly excellent CD ‘O’ and I heard the following lyrics: “Children scream, or so it seems, louder…

More Album Covers

Here are some more LPs from my collection. People are often reduced to tears by my beautiful collection of album covers.