Monthly Archives: March 2005

Rapping Rabbit

If, like me, you’re an afficionado of (East Coast) rabbit HipHop, I suspect you’ll enjoy this Rapping Easter Bunny (have the sound turned on).

Easter? What’s That Then?

According to a survey just published by Reader’s Digest, over half the people of Britain haven’t a clue why we celebrate Easter. Call me old-fashioned, but I think that’s pathetic and an appalling indictment of our education system. Happy Easter,…

Small Limp

Thanks to my recent hip and knee blips, I developed a small (temporary) limp today. I intend to call it a limpet.

A Beautiful Revolution

I’m becoming a huge fan of a blog called A Beautiful Revolution by Andre who is very witty, a brilliant photographer and currently madly in love with a girl who works in a coffee shop (but there is a bit…

Ward Crump

The names of my spammers are getting more and more ridiculous. I’ve just had an email from someone in Latvia or somewhere purporting to be called ‘Ward Crump’. This is clearly not a name belonging to a real human being.…

Fish Lurk In Streams

I was oddly tickled by the recent Reuters headline Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test With Fake Penis. It reminded me of a New Statesman competition to write the perfect tabloid header. The result: Sex Change Bishop In Mercy Dash…

Tumbling Teddies

Just click here, then move your mouse around the teddy bears. You’ll be captivated. I was on it for about an hour last night.

Octopedantry

I was delighted that Classic FM issued a correction this morning, stating that an octopus is not a crustacean but a mollusc. I was beside myself after hearing their incorrect crustacean reference yesterday – the first time I’ve ever been…

Jordan, Madonna and Paris Hilton – Together

My sources tell me that Peacockshock is getting increasing numbers of hits per day. So I’ve decided to pull in the lad sector and boost my audience by going a bit more FHM. After checking out the most popular Google…