Monthly Archives: May 2005

Granny Beats The Drum

I’m not a record producer. But if I were, I’d be flying off to Moldova this week to sign the drum-beating granny from their Eurovision entry. Her brief but moving appearance reduced me to tears. The Moldovan entry, performed by…

Rabbits Under Hutch Arrest

Reuters: Moet and Florence, the ‘Hertford Two’, are currently confined to their hutch and run after deciding to burrow all over broadcaster Ian Peacock’s garden and eat most of his plants. “I don’t know where I went wrong,” said Peacock.…

Extremist Iraqi Cow

Overheard this morning on BBC World Service news: “A cow bomb has exploded in Iraq.”

You Must Visit This Site

Thanks to the brilliant Andre for recommending an absurdly funny site featuring a very peculiar but oddly uplifting webcam dance. Have the sound turned on.