Monthly Archives: March 2008

Time Warp

I’m feeling deeply ruffled. It’s 9am, but it feels like 8. Bollinger’s confused as well, as she had her breakfast an hour early. This whole nonsense about moving clocks backwards and forwards must stop. Apparently it’s to prevent road accidents…

A Flat is a Flat is a Flat

Several of my friends live in flats. I like flats. I have nothing against them whatsoever. But it upsets me greatly that flats aren’t called flats anymore. Thanks to the M&S effect, everything now has to be poshed up. So…

Charlotte Green

Radio 4 newsreader Charlotte Green corpsed (got the giggles) yesterday morning while reading an obituary on the flagship 8am news bulletin. The problem was that the obit followed an archive recording, which a colleague said sounded like a bee trapped…

Boll’s Mad March

Bolly’s had quite a dramatic month so far. While I was away in Wales, Jess the black cat ran into the house and tried to pinch Boll’s pink mouse. Boll also had an attack of hiccups a few weeks ago,…

New Pin-Up – Hello Dolly!

Introducing the lovely Dolly from Ware. Dolly lives with her friend Iain and likes to gaze affectionately at him through her picture window. Her flatmates include a penguin fish, a very fetching molly and a small, slightly nervous neon tetra.…

Cute Chick

This sweet chicken appears on the front of my Easter card from Mum and Dad. Mum’s very talented at embroidery and makes wonderful cards which she sells for charity.

Happy Easter

I’m dreaming of a white Easter – just like the ones we used to know.

The Weekend Starts Here

Thursday is the new Friday here in Hertford. For a few months, I’ve noticed that the queues outside The Stonehouse are just as long (and noisy) on Thursday nights, and the town centre has a Fridayish feel. Then today (Thursday),…