OMG Paul Brannen MEP

Congratulations to my old friend Paul on becoming Paul Brannen MEP. Odd to think I’ve known him since we were nine. Oh the stories I could tell, but I won’t. He’ll be a brilliant MEP I’m sure. And he believes in…

Doughnuts are from Hertford

Hertford is, as you know, responsible for many iconic phenomena – notably evolution and toothbrushes. But I’m delighted to report that Hertford is the home of the doughnut, AKA donut if you’re of an American bent. I must confess to…

Happy 2014

Happy New Year. It’s great boon to know that 2014 has been designated International Year of Family Farming.

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Where Did You Leave It?

I lost my key the other day and stormed randomly round the house fulminating, as you do. ‘What have you lost?’ asked a friend, helpfully. ‘MY KEY’, I replied. ‘Well, where did you leave it?’ came the reply. Is it…